If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
― A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via 1914-1945)
(Source: notclarissa)
“I don’t want to sound harsh, but everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie, and everything that goes in is a dick.”
how to be a “real woman”: a guide
1. do you identify as a woman
2. congratulations you’re a real woman
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